Urgent Appeal: Help Peter Mandelson find his missing hamster

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Rothschild bumboy, Peter Mandelson, was left in floods of tears last night when told he would not be replacing Rolf Harris on the next series of Animal Hospital.

Paedophilic Pete, who loves nothing better than buggering and then strangling young boys, thought the job was his after reading you had to be a pervert to present it.

Unfortunately though, he is now subject to an investigation by the RSPCH- The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Hamsters- following an anonymous tip-off from a French hospital.

They were worried about how much he really cares for animals after his pet hamster Hodgie disappeared in mysterious circumstances.

Hodgie is named after Pete’s close pal, child-procurer and despicable hag, Margaret Oppenheimer-Hodge.

Margaret Hodge is up to her neck in filth of the highest order and is personally responsible for the cover-up of the death of Jason Swift and the vile Islington care home abuse rings.

She loves nothing better than to snatch children from loving parents and hand them over to her paedophilic fellow tribesmen.

Pete himself is one of the sickest, most satanic, child-raping, pieces of scum to have ever walked this earth and is quite unbelievably the head of the NSPCC.

He also has a most disturbing hobby.

Peter Mandelson likes to put live, furry animals up his back passage.

Good Lord.

Sounds weird to us but apparently it gives him a bit of thrill.

On one occasion, a petrified gerbil went nuts in Pete’s nether regions and caused him so much damage he couldn’t sit down for a week (Pete that is, not the gerbil).

In fact, come to think of it, it’s probably time to call off the hunt for Pete’s missing pet after all.

RIP Hodgie the hamster.




30 thoughts on “Urgent Appeal: Help Peter Mandelson find his missing hamster

  1. Pingback: Urgent Appeal: Help Peter Mandelson find his missing hamster | Alternative News Network

  2. Seems to me these leaders of the establishment are inserting the wrong type of furrry creatures up their arses….I would recommend they try using a GRIZZLY BEAR or a KANGAROO instead. They sure as hell won’t go missing.

  3. Apparently there is a verb for this disgusting perversion: Felching… but I don’t know where this word originated and when I googled it I drew a blank. Peter Mandelson should be prosecuted by the RSPCA, then the SUN would have an even better headline than FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER.

    • Just found this, as sickening as it is, after reading of Chris Spivey’s troube and found there is another crusader about.
      Only because I spent a few years putting pervs like this in prison…….probably couldn’t have aid a glove one one like him.
      BUT Here’s the sick truth. Mister Mandelson’s little pastime is called “gerbiling” cause that’s usually what these sick fuck use
      which are much less likely to eat their ways out of of your guts or your ass.
      Difficult to compare as far as one being sicker than the other…felching is eating of one’s own or possibly another’s ejaculate from the freshly assaulted and :ejaculated into” anus of another. It’s probably time to fetch the ropes and the MPs Minsters et al and the hemp an look for several nice stout English oaks. It would seem rather unsanitary to be sure…In the UK. it is clear that he could probably put the Duck of Edinburg up there and maybe the corpse of Janner ( why wait) or maybe Brittan, Ol’ Cyril…wasn’t it him that liked feces on top of a glass topped table gross but not something that should be forgotten, or was that Smith? There are so many of these maggots I can’t keep track…? or was that uh er.Anthony Blunt too…Savile and Ol’ sizzin’ in hell Heath and Slaggy Maggie too if you could find his ass…and give Ol’ Spivey ( I b’lieves he’s a right ‘un) the ramrod to push them all the way in before you put the Tasmanian Devil up there too….What a sick arsed government

  4. my wife is a french nurse and apparently she knows the doctor who in good faith released the original news that peter was ok but with internal scratches that had gone septic, he was heavily reprimanded as felching is not seen as an agreeable pastime in France

  5. Lord Rothschild looks like a total zombie in that photo, Coleman. No wonder he needs to drink baby blood to stay alive – if the rumours are to be believed, of course.
    Perhaps there’s some truth in the so-called Blood Libel after all. Personally, I’d rather be *actually* dead than walk around merely looking like a stiff.

  6. Hodge is a treasonous bitch. She tried to get the Prom concerts banned because they weren’t “inclusive” enough for her Jewish tendencies. She wanted Bach and Brahms replaced by Beyonce and Jayzee, the twisted little toad.

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