David Cameron’s Christian Cock-Up

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It was comforting to hear Prime Minister David Cameron talk recently about his Christian faith.

He told us all about the joy he feels being a follower of Jesus.

He became almost Messianic as he spoke about his bible-bashing ways.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/apr/16/david-cameron-evangelical-about-christian-faith

Unfortunately though, Dave broke the ninth commandment , ‘Thou shalt not lie’ , when he made his fanciful claims.

You see, David Cameron is not a Christian at all.

Describing himself as one is akin to Madonna calling herself a nun.

It just isn’t true.

The whole Christian wheeze was a cunning ploy, thought up by Dave’s close friend and advisor, Danny ‘the fake’ Finkelstein, to make people believe that Dave gives a f**k about Britain.

Times editor, Danny, has himself been hoodwinking the British public by pretending to be a football-loving, all round good guy, when he’s anything but.

Danny actually despises football and only pretends to be a super-fan to ingratiate supporters and trick them into thinking he cares about this country.

He knows all about the VIP paedophile-ring that’s been operating for decades and is linked to Government, Royalty and the BBC, and recently gave a glowing description of child-raping filth, Greville Janner.

Danny Finkelstein is President of the Westminster Synagogue.

David Cameron is a regular attendee.

That’s because David is Jewish.

No shadow of a doubt about it.

And of course because Dave is also the cousin of Boris Johnson, Queen Elizabeth and Harriet Harman that means they’re all Jewish too.

In fact he’s so Jewish a top Rabbi recently claimed that Davie is almost certainly related to Moses himself!

http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2009/7/10/cameron-could-be-descendant-of-moses

There will undoubtedly be many of you who still don’t believe us and want extra evidence.

Well unfortunately, the real proof can only be found in the most unsavoury of places.

Right inside Dave’s crumpled, dirty, old y-fronts.

There, where no human being would dare to tread, is proof positive that our leader is not a Christian at all.

That’s because he’s been circumcised.

In line with Judaic law.

His schmuck has been snipped, for want of a better phrase.

He’s not quite a full Member of Parliament.

But don’t worry Dave.

Your secret’s safe with us.

We wont tell a soul.

Is that not the Christian way?

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19 thoughts on “David Cameron’s Christian Cock-Up

  1. They are all Jews…we have all been fooled….but not anymore. We Goys are turning and the spin and theatre is laid bare. One by one they will be brought down. This has been their biggest mistake waking up the masses. Thank God some people have a conscience and cant be bought or bullied. Now they are the Christians. This really is tribal…….

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  3. Given that for the most part, Judaism, Zionism, Islam and Churchianity are all constructs derived from the same body of truth distorted and twisted almost beyond recognition, it is not surprising that certain souls slip seamlessly from one manifestation of mammon to another, serving themselves and their devilish doctrines and tautological traditions faithfully, like a Chimera Chameleon. Any cult, “Christian” or otherwise, which preaches exclusion and damnation is demonic – and any creed which delineates upon racial lines is simply lunacy, for we are to know no man after the flesh…

    As to Christian Zionists, they are to the real thing what a CZ is to a diamond – they are “discovered” when the heat goes on and they change color…for every man’s works shall be tried, as by fire…so do not fear those who may kill the body, rather fear Him, who, after He has killed has the power to cast into Gehenna, where works are tried, as by fire, unless of course you have already been circumcised in heart with the true circumcision of the Spirit, enduring and even valuing the fires and afflictions of this earthly life, and have already passed from death to Life…

  4. This worthless piece of lying, treasonous filth is only doing what comes natural to all politicians: trying to appear to be all things to all people.

  5. It’s good to learn that the PM’s schmuck has been snipped, his phallus has been filleted…. South American fishermen recount that there are some gruesome fish prevalent in their rivers, such as the piranha or the candiru, that will do the job for you….

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