It was comforting to find that beloved Royal gynaecologist, Alan Farthing, will once again be in charge of Kate Middleton’s pregnancy.
Alan, who spends an unhealthy amount of time fiddling around in the Queen’s nether regions, can always be relied upon by the British Establishment to take part in one of their delightful scams.
In 2012, with his turkey baster at the ready, Doc Farthing worked a bit of gynae -magic and hey presto Prince George was on the way.
Kate and Wills apparently had George via surrogacy and it was all going swimmingly until poor old nurse, Jacinda Saldanha, found out about the ruse.
She was soon silenced with a convenient ‘suicide’ death and the ‘pregnancy’ continued unabated.
Of course, because Doc Farthing is now so deeply entrenched in the conspiracy, he’s had no choice but to be party to the delivery of royal baby number two.
Alan has had a meteoric rise through the medical profession and was the youngest ever physician to take control of the Royal’s private parts.
Some might query how non-descript Al has managed to reach such dizzy heights in such a short space of time.
The answer might lie in the VIP paedophile-ring linked to the BBC, Royalty and Government,
BBC presenter Jill Dando was mysteriously befriended by both Alan and Cliff Richard shortly before she was shot point-blank in the head on her doorstep.
After a whirlwind romance she became engaged to Alan and they made plans to marry.
Unbeknownst to poor Jill, she was being fitted up by the Establishment who knew she was aware of the abuse-ring and was going to publish her findings.
Cliff and Alan had both been coerced into finding out exactly what Jill was up to and then monitor and feedback to intel agencies about her movements.
On the day of her shooting in Fulham, only Alan and Cliff knew of her exact whereabouts and that she was planning to return to her Gowan Avenue home.
Alan pretended that he had unwittingly seen Jill’s killer and had somehow forgotten to tell the police but this was all part of the plot.
According to a Mirror article in 1999:
” MURDERED TV star Jill Dando’s fiancé came face to face with one of her assassins just before she was gunned down, the Sunday People can reveal.
Dr Alan Farthing thought nothing of the man sat in a Range-Rover parked near his London house as he left for work on Monday.
But when detectives told Dr Farthing they were hunting a mystery Range- Rover he recalled in horror he had seen it outside his house.
Cops have told him they believe the dark-haired motorist was acting as a lookout for the gunman lurking outside Jill’s nearby home.
A friend said last night: “Poor Alan went pale when he realised the connection.
“Now he is wracked with guilt and remorse that he could have in some way stopped the murder if he had reported the car.
“Everyone has told Alan – especially the police – that he must not blame himself. There was no reason for him to be suspicious.
“But he cannot get over the fact that he may have come face to face with the killer.”
A police source said: “We feel very sorry for Dr Farthing. It has caused him great pain to think he could have seen the killer.
“He is helping us as much as he can and it makes us even more resolved to hunt down her killers.”
An innocent man Barry George was deliberately framed for the murder and spent 8 years in prison before he was freed.
So you see with his links to deaths, suicides, and fake pregnancies, it’s clear that Alan Farthing is no ordinary gynaecologist.
Not by a bloody long shot.
He’s actually a fully paid-up member of the vile British Establishment.
Will this filth never end?
RIP Jill Dando.