It was worrying to hear tell of the latest woes of beloved monarch, Queen Elizabeth.
According to the Mail, she broke years of tradition by not accepting flowers from children, who had waited patiently to see her, after she attended church at Sandringham:
” After the service, the monarch left in her maroon Bentley, for once dispensing with the tradition of collecting flowers from a line of children.
Instead the Queen paused only to wave to well-wishers as she emerged after the 45 minute service at St Mary Magdalene church ended at 11.45am.
Crowd members were told that the large number of children who met the Queen on Christmas Day had made her late for lunch with her family. Instead they were asked to give flowers to Princess Anne.”
This decision has caused quite a stir amongst Mail readers, who were less than amused by Queenie’s decision to put her Sunday roast before her subjects in such a callous way.
It comes amid reports that Queenie is also slyly withdrawing from public duties:
” THE Queen has dramatically scaled back her public duties, sparking fresh concerns for her health.
Security service bosses fear the 87-year-old is frailer than palace aides are letting on.
One insider told us: “Whenever they ask what is happening, the Royal Household staff just say it’s a private matter for the Queen and her doctors.
“But it’s important as they need to know – we are talking about the head of state.
“The royal family are concerned and so are the security services.”
Of course, what most people might not be aware of is that Queenie is terrified of meeting the great unwashed for one reason alone, and it has nothing to do with ill health.
You see, hard as it is to believe, Queen Elizabeth II is actually a fugitive from the law.
She was named in an International Arrest Warrant, along with ex-pope Ratty Ratzinger ( who also cited health concerns when he ‘retired’ ), for crimes against humanity.
The warrant ends in March 2014 and Queenie is desperate to keep a low profile until then.
The full details of the warrant are as follows:
Breaking News: Tuesday, March 5, 2013 (2 pm EST, 7 pm GMT)
Citizen Arrest Warrants Issued today to Detain former Pope, Queen of England and other church-state officers – Property and Assets to be Seized
(Citizen Arrest Warrant below)
Thirty officials of church and state who were convicted last week of committing and concealing Crimes against Humanity in Canada have defied a lawful Court Order, and now face immediate arrest.
Today, The International Common Law Court of Justice has issued an International Citizens Arrest Warrant, of one year duration, authorizing the detaining and imprisonment of these thirty fugitives from justice under the terms of the Court Verdict of February 25, 2013.
A copy of the stamped and sealed Citizens Arrest Warrant is attached.
The public seizure of the property and assets of the guilty parties and their organizations will also commence today, in Canada, the United States, England and Italy, in accordance with the Court Order.
The fugitive criminals include Catholic, Anglican and United Church officers in Canada, corporate and RCMP officials, and the Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper. But they also include former Pope Joseph Ratzinger, three top Cardinals in Vatican City, the head of the Jesuit Order, and the Queen of England and the Archbishop of Canterbury.
“These convicted felons can hide all they want, but their church property can’t” said Calvin Hodges, a Common Law Court Peace Officer in Canada who will lead church occupations there.
“We’ve declared them Public Enemies for killing thousands of Indian children, protecting child rapists, and covering up their filth. If we can’t arrest them right away, then we’ll ban them and these churches from our communities.”
The Court and its sponsoring body, the International Tribunal into Crimes of Church and State (ITCCS), are issuing Public Notices today in fifteen countries declaring the Thirty to be wanted criminals who pose a Clear and Present Danger to children and citizens, and asking for the help of other governments and citizens to detain them.
The Citizen Arrest Warrant is being issued to local Citizen Action groups, authorizing them to arrest the Thirty and seize their property.
Local regular police authorities in Canada, England, the United States and Italy have been formally asked by the Court to cooperate in enforcing its Order.
Ongoing church occupations will continue indefinitely and will involve an International Week of Reclamation leading up to Easter Sunday, between March 24 and 31, 2013.
For more information and to participate, contact the ITCCS through this email or at www.itccs.org, and see the International ITCCS website featuring multiple language translations at http://kevinannettinternational.blogspot.fr/
Issued by ITCCS Central – Brussels 5 March, 2013″
So you see, is it any wonder Queenie doesn’t want to collect flowers from children?
They might decide to execute a Citizen’s Arrest whilst they’re at it and then she’d be well and truly fooked.
Poor old Queenie.
That’s filthy Britain for you.
Even the Monarch’s in on it.