These are just some of the famous names who may be appearing on Santa’s Naughty List this year.
They all have, in some way or another, links to Britain’s filthy secrets.
From the Elm Guest House scandal to the BBC paedophile ring; from the Dolphin Square boy-brothel to the Islington care home child-abuse racket ( via the mysterious deaths of Jill Dando, Princess Diana and Gareth Williams), these faces may well have a lot to answer for.
Indeed, it looks like the sins of their pasts are about to catch up with them at long last.
Are they likely to have a Merry Christmas?
Is a Happy New Year out of the question?
Is 2014 going to be the year that justice finally prevails on this septic isle of ours?
We haven’t got a bloody clue.