Congratulations are in order for the Met Police.
They’ve managed to get recession-torn Britain laughing again with their hilarious claims about the death of Gareth Williams.
Those comical boys in blue have decided that Gareth was not killed by Mossad or Mi6 but actually took his own life by climbing into a holdall and zipping it up himself.
What a bloody great joke lads!
Bet it took you a while to think that one up.
Is a comedy award in order?