It was comforting to find Britain’s intelligence chiefs explaining their role to a committee of MP’s yesterday.
The heads of MI5, MI6 and GCHQ took it upon themselves to soothe the public’s fear following the Snowden eavesdropping scandal.
They kindly told us all about their fight against terrorism and those evil Al-Qaida baddies.
Unfortunately though, the stress of facing Parliament seems to have affected their memories somewhat as they missed out some key elements of their role.
They strangely forgot to tell us about their role in blackmail and filthy VIP child-abuse rings operating at the Elm Guest House, Dolphin Square, Jersey and beyond.
They forgot to mention that they were fully aware of murderous child-rapist Jimmy Savile’s crimes and even hushed them up- he may even have been one of their employees.
They forgot to explain that they had a hand in the death of Gareth Williams and many, many others who stumbled upon Britain’s dirty secrets.
They forgot to tell us that they’re petrified of Israeli spy agency Mossad and are willing to do their bidding at any cost.
They forgot to tell us that the 7/7 bombings were an inside job and Jean Charles de Menezes knew it and paid with his life.
They forgot to detail how they were complicit in the murder of Princess Diana who was well aware of the VIP filth in charge of this country.
They forgot to tell us they’re nothing like archetypal spy hero James Bond.
Nothing like him at all.
They’re actually lying, murderous, duplicitous, blackmailing, paedophile-friendly traitors.
That’s filthy Britain for you.
Even the spies are in on it.