Cliff Richard and the Wrath of God

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It’s becoming more obvious, as each day passes, that God is angry with Cliff Richard.

Are Cliff’s past misdemeanours about to catch up with him in the most spectacular fashion?

Is God about to punish Cliff right before our very eyes?

What exactly has Cliff done to incur the Wrath of God?

We don’t know.

What we do know, however, is this:

God doesn’t like liars.

God doesn’t like hypocrites.

God doesn’t like people who pretend to be something they’re not.

God doesn’t like people who use the F-word.

God doesn’t like people who’ve hoodwinked the British public for 50 years.

God doesn’t like people who pretend to be religious in order to hide their filthy predilections.

God doesn’t like people who visited sordid boy-brothel Elm Guest House.

God doesn’t like people who call themselves Kitty.

God doesn’t like people who hurt children.

God doesn’t like people who indulge in obscene and sickening activities.

God doesn’t like people who use their chums in the intelligence service to get them out of trouble.

God doesn’t people whose lives are ruled by filth.

God doesn’t like it at all.

Oh dear.

It may well be that Cliff Richard will never enter the gates of heaven.

It may well be that God will throw him into the depths of hell instead.

Poor old Cliff.

Oh well…at least he’ll have Jimmy Savile for company.

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5 thoughts on “Cliff Richard and the Wrath of God

  1. Pingback: Cliff Richard and the Wrath of God » Alternative News Network

  2. Hey, i have a truck load of sin, plenty, but i am not a famous “Christian” preaching celebacy for 50 yrs……get real, hes a raving poofta that shags boys…….end of.

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