We all know Rolf Harris has been arrested by Operation Yewtree officers.
What’s less well known is just how much he has in common with holier- than- thou Cliff Richard.
Here are a few examples:
They both live in Surrey.
They both love cruising.
They’ve both been British establishment figures for years.
They’ve both been close to the Royal Family.
They’ve both been knighted by Queenie.
They’ve both appeared together in the flop film ” Run for Your Wife”.
They’ve both owned video production companies;
Cliff owned Angel Films.
Rolf owned Rolf Harris Videos.
They’ve both sung songs about boys:
Rolf sang Two Little Boys.
Cliff sang Bachelor Boy.
They’ve both found religion:
Cliff found Jesus.
Rolf found Sai Baba.
They’ve both managed to nurture family-friendly personas.
They’ve both been the subject of strange internet rumours.
Those rumours point to an altogether more debauched shared interest.
Are we about to find out the real thing that Cliff and Rolf have in common?
We haven’t got a clue.