We almost fell off our ballot box when we read that bald oddity William Hague used to live at Dolphin Square.
The notorious Pimlico complex was home to Willie and he allegedly took full advantage of all the extra-curricular activities on offer to him.
According to the Dolphin Square Trust, Willie loved nothing better than to work up a sweat at the gymnasium and spent a ridiculous amount of time there.
Wonder if he cooled off in the pool afterwards?
We know Cliff Richard did.