Queenie on the run


We nearly fell off our thrones when we heard the awful news that Her Maj has the runs.

Not only that but she’s now been taken to hospital as a “precautionary” measure.

Good Lord.

We do hope it’s not serious.

Who’d have thought it eh?

First Pope Ratty and now Queenie.

A rather unfortunate consequence of her bungling bowels is that she may now miss a planned visit to Rome.

Oh dear.

Could all this malarkey possibly be linked to the international arrest warrants that are due to be issued tomorrow, 4th March, by the ITCCS for Queenie and Ratty?

We haven’t got a bloody clue but something certainly stinks about the whole sordid affair.




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