We all know Boris and sidekick Kit Malthouse like nothing better than to spend time with shady swizzler Gerald Ronson.
If they’re not meeting Gerrie to congratulate him on his wonderful Heron International company, they’re having lunchtime discussions about the strange and spooky Community Security Trust:
Quite what the lads are really discussing is anyone’s guess .
We’d also like to find out the real reason behind their cosy relationship.
Maybe close pal Shirley Porter knows the answer.