The Assets Family

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The Porters are so creepy,

They’re really rather freaky,

They’re fraudulent and sneaky,

The Assets Family.

 

Wrinkly thinks she’s funny,

She says she’s got no money,

It’s all with sonny Johnny,

The Assets Family.

Her hands were in our till,

She’s stolen £30 mill,

Where the eff are the Old Bill?

The Assets Family.

Shirley’s got some chutzpah,

But this time she’s gone too far,

She’ll leg it back to Haifa,

The Assets Family.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/reports/politics/shirleyporter_20030628.shtml

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